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It seems like everyone is trying to find the smell of coffee on me. It’s annoying. I mean I’m trying to quit, and people expecting that I’m not going to get there is pissing me off. I stopped coffee twice before, but that obviously didn’t last. This time I’m determined.

7Q says that switching to tea would help. So, here I am, with a mug of tea around 3-4 times a day, imagining it’s coffee. It’s not helping. I’m a dead fish in the morning. Wait, no! I’m a dead witch fish in the morning. Whatever, you get the point. I’m bitchy because my coffee is gone, and it’s just not okay.

However, I am going to keep trying because I do not want to disappoint those ecstatic over this progress (especially mom, Aj, and A). FYI, people who are constantly down my throat about ditching coffee: I’m trying to lose weight, and it’s not easy without coffee *cries*!!! If you have said any of the following, or anything similar to the following:

“You smell like coffee!”
“Why are you eating lemon drops? You don’t want your coffee breath to be detected?”
“Want to go grab some coffee?”
“There’s this new coffee machine…”

27 Responses to “Shalfoo7”

  1. 1 AnGeL

    WOW this is serious and getting ugly
    don’t worry i did it before u and it’s been a year now and i’m totally ok
    keep up the good work 😉

  2. 2 Amethyst

    You think?


  3. 3 Hasan.B

    Coffee smells good! I do not drink it but determent on doing so next year!

  4. 4 Amethyst

    Hasan. B
    It’s addictive;\

  5. 5 OutOfReach

    why are you trying to quit ??

  6. 6 Amethyst

    Because it’s not good for me to take in 7 litres of coffee a day:)

    If I have one cup, I’ll add another one and another one until it’s out of control;(

  7. 7 Kaileena

    I have no idea how you people enjoy tastes so..bitter =s
    I heard coffee is good, why do you want to quit?
    Here is what wiki says:

    “the mainstream view of medical experts is that drinking three 8-ounce (236 ml) cups of coffee per day (considered average or moderate consumption) does not have significant health risks for adults.[75]”

  8. 8 Amethyst

    I like my coffee without sugar, but if it’s bitter, you can always add sugar..

    See, I go beyond that;\

  9. 9 eshda3wa

    why quit coffee?
    coffee is good!
    u shouldnt quit

  10. 10 Big Pearls

    Allah ye3enech wallah! I was addicted to coffee before, I still can’t live without it but I only have it once a day in the morning.

  11. 11 suspic

    I find the catchphrase “Rehab is for quitters” funny.

    Just drink one coffee mug in the morning to make you sober, any other time it’s taboo.

  12. 12 Cat

    you don’t SMELL LIKE COFFEE !

  13. 13 Amethyst

    It’s not good when you go overboard;\

    Big Pearls

    Lol, yeah me too;p

    We shall see:)

    I have weird friends/family;p

  14. 14 manutdfanatic

    Anything addictive cannot be “good” for you! Don’t listen to people who tell you there’s no harm in drinking litres upon litres of coffee per day! Listen to me. =P

    P.S:- I simply love the “Paint” effects you gave to that last picture. I’m no good at Photoshop either. Lol.

  15. 15 Vixen

    good luck dear ; ) remember ur doing ur skin a favor too, that usually helps me quit anything 😛

  16. 16 Amethyst

    I’m listening;p

    The effects were done in Photoshop;p

    Hehe, thanks:)

  17. 17 outkasty

    *sniff sniff*

    re7tich gaaaaaaaa..

    gaaaimar =p

  18. 18 Amethyst

    LOL! Ew;p

  19. 19 Oranjina fadidra

    a9lan the best smell ever coffee!!

  20. 20 Amethyst

    Oranjina Fadidra
    I know;(

  21. 21 um-miT3ib


  22. 22 Amethyst

    Um Mit3ib
    Kafkheehum 3ala kaifech;p

  23. 23 Bulletii

    3ad i tried to like coffee bs mako fayda. i know nothing about coffee! 7adah 3ax your problem. ay nou3 it7ebeen w do you add sugar? :]

  24. 24 Amethyst

    Lol! I guess you didn’t try hard enough;p

    Brewed without sugar:)

  25. 25 Desert-Roses

    These cartoons were funny…


    girl ur blog is so 3afsa…

    plz keeep it neat!!!:P

    sorry can’t help with it since am a graphic designer 😛

  26. 26 manutdfanatic

    That was…..Photoshop? My bad.

    You’re evil. Disgracing the poor thing like that.

  27. 27 Amethyst

    Desert Roses
    They are;p

    Lol, I design too!

    It reflects me:)



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