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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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Ladies and gentlemen, I got an A with Dr. M. Yes, the most challenging professor in the department. I’m telling random strangers that I got an A with Dr. M. I feel good. I feel so good that I don’t care that I screwed up two of my arabic Public Administration classes. Especially since it’s not my fault. I love that A. It’s my favorite A of my academic life. I worked so hard for it. I’m so proud of myself. I could go on forever.
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There’s this girl with us in college who says she just married Fazza3. Y’all know Fazza3, right? The UAE prince. The hot one. Now, I’m not going to say it’s not true, but I don’t think it is. And she’s freaky! She walks like she owns the world, but she’s so defasha. She tells her professors that she’s late because ga3ed etjahez 7ag akbar 3ers bel 3alam. I mean, seriously? If I was going to marry a prince, I wouldn’t attend that semester. I’d drop my schedule. She scares me. Really.
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I hate the voice of the lady who gives directions in car navigation systems. She annoys me! “At 100 meters, turn right.” Please shut up! PLEASE! Except I obviously don’t have her in my car, so I can’t shut her up because it’s other people’s cars!
Yesterday, I was sitting on our lovely red couch with my hubzy, and he decides to watch a tutorial. I could swear to you that the faceless navigation lady was speaking! Her annoying voice was ringing in my ear. She’s out to get me! Not just in cars, but in tutorials as well. She wants her voice to be everywhere. If only I knew what she looked like, then maybe I could smack her in the face if I bump into her.
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Leaving for our honeymoon on Saturday. What would be nice to do/visit in Austria?
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Poshlust 
She sounded a bit electronic too which adds to the freakiness!:*
N.
Takhayal faj2a we find out that she really is a robot!
I think ga3da it’alef, unless she’s Qatari. (not sure though ;p)
Yeah I heard that girl’s story.
Fazza3 did get married recently to Qatari princess Hind Althnayaan.
Sorry Silly Girl.
I might not see you before you leave. Have a safe trip and a great time. ;*
Ruby Woo
She’s Kuwaiti. A7es ena ga3ed et2alef.
F.
It’s scary.
Oh! I need to get an article and post it on H’s office door;p
Thanks, I will;*
Ohhhh Congratulations on the A, nice work ^^
Sorry but the girl is 1000000000000000% lying because if that’s true she wouldn’t tell any one. Also, People around the Arab country will know so it is a lie.
Oh the navigation thingie is annoying, I was driving my sis car the other day and I wanted to close the whole thing i think there is a way for that thing to close or shut up.
Oh for Austria I will ask my friend he is 1/2 Austrian he will give me good places.
Enjoy ^^
She gave me B+. I love Dr.M. She’s the best in the department and she’s very dedicated and professional. She deserves this job.
Unlike the other professors. One as old as my grandmother and she sleeps with students who are as old as her sons. and the other one as old as my dad and has a beard and flirts with his students.
They disgust me and they have no idea what students say behind their backs. They need to respect their jobs and the responsibility the parents gave them.
i hope you won’t be coward and delete my comment
alaaaah 7ayaty have a great time!!! :*** sorry cant help coz i’ve never been to Austria!
o hathy ele tgool she got married to faza3 let her dream on!!!!
ana m6rsheely 9owra o 9owaar bent 7akim ge6aar, eygolon ehe murta?! madry etha sj wela la??
hathi malt il navigation ana ma a3esh bedoonha ;p she’s a life saver ;p
G
Thank you!
I don’t think she cares;\
There is! N. shut her up in his car;p
Great! E-mail N. ๐
PaLoMiNo
Thank you!
7ada, I know;\
Ee, chena 9arat murta now.
Umbaih, I hate her! I have no sense of direction, bas 7adi mabeha!
Coward. As i expected ๐
mabroook 3al A!
oo troo7een o tirj3een bil salamah =)
journal entries
Allah ybarek feech w ysalmech;*
I saw her in H’s office and I couldn’t stop, what’s the word? Khezzing? Well yeah, because she’s scary. Bas khalas.
Oh, and I’m going to miss you so freaking much. ๐ฅ Go to that ice-cream shop H raves about whenever Austria’s mentioned.
Love youuu! :*
Iโve passed the butterfly award to you =)
austria as in vienna? if so, i recommend the meridien hotel, the vienna state opera, and a certain ice-cream parlor on that busy, shopping street.. it’s sumthing really exquisite, the ice-cream flavors are literally stacked ceiling-high, madry bs lifat intibahy:)
enjoy ur getaway ๐
Sou
Lol, khalech khezzing! She is scary!
I miss you already. Tell her to send me the name of the place and what not. I just e-mailed her;p
Love you more;*
PaLoMiNo
Thank you;*
lone.rangeress.63
Yes, thanks mucho! ๐
despite the freakiness,,i cant drive without the freaky navigation lady becuase just like u, i have no sense of direction hehe ;p
there is an option to mute the voice btw ๐ have a gr8 trip!!!
Bil salama inshallah . HF
Go to the salt mines .. theyre nice ;p oo 3endihum lovely waterfalls ! the views are breathtaking !
cinamonia
I know, but I can’t tell everyone I ride with to mute it;p
Thanks!
cooookies
Allah ysalmech. What’s HF?
Will check it out! ๐
unknown
Your comment was held up in spam. I don’t check there much. As I’ve always made clear on my blog, the space for comments is your space, and it’s a free world. I don’t delete comments. I never have and probably never will (even when I’m asked how much a night costs). I don’t appreciate you calling me a coward though. Whether I decide to approve your comment or not is up to me, and it does not make me neither a coward nor anything else besides the person behind this blog.
Dr. M is great. I don’t have any more classes with her though.
Fortunately for me, I don’t know the professors you mentioned. However, I’ve heard such stories many times. I can’t help but feel sorry for them. They have a high degree and are using it in a very wrong way when they can use the mind that made them able to achieve that degree to make a good difference. This way they are disrespecting the students as well. Pity.