[HAPPY BIRTHDAY J;*]

P.S. I know I’m late on here;p

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Aunt: Eklay, laish ma takleen?

Me: Shab3ana!

Mom: Haw, shloun shab3ana wentay tawech fa6ra?

Me: Shab3ana ba3ad sheno.. Kalait shwaya bas mabi;\

Aunt: Wee ma kalaitay shay! 3a6eni 9a7nech khal a7e6lech!

Me: La wallah khalti 7adi shab3ana magdar akel shay.

Aunt: Geltlech 3a6eni lo shwaya!

Mom: 3a6eeha khal et7e6lech shwaya!

Me: Magdar akel!

Seriously? Do I have to go through that every time I eat at my aunt’s? Blekh;\ Oh, and I have a bump now. I’m in denial. I’m not going to call it a karsha. Forget it. I’m hoping it’ll go away once I start school.

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I know I haven’t been posting much. I’ve been mentally busy. I’m thinking too much to clear my head enough to write a post. I thought of going on a break, but I’ll probably do that when school starts. I don’t know. School. Argh. Kelish mu wagta, but okay.

I’ve slipped into a wanting to have a baby phase. Minus the pregnancy. I want an instant baby. Temporarily. Just until I have classes again. I think.

My mom is in denial. And then she’s not. And then she is again. And then she’s not again. It’s fun to watch.

I need black heels. I’m too lazy to go shopping.

I’m not racist or anything. But this is really weird for me. Our new housemate speaks Lebanese. She doesn’t look like she can do that! And when she talks, I always turn around expecting to see someone else. Marilyn, our other housemate, finds it hilariously funny. She comes up to my room cracking up telling me that she just heard her say “ma bedi.” I mean I know it’s mean, but it’s funny!

I love shocking people. Evil. I don’t care.

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1 Aurous on September 27, 2008 said:

the aunt thing is a must… They can’t see you sitting and not eating..
so just eat veeeeeery slowly so you finish with them and no one bugs you 🙂

looool at your housemate.. ;p

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2 ZoN on September 27, 2008 said:

ur not racist, ur sexist shino 3alaqat the men eb ur post.. laish 7a6ah the men oo mo mitkalma 3anhom 😛
housemate with a lebanese accent is pretty cool 😀

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3 amethystos on September 27, 2008 said:

Aurous
Even if I eat slowly, they keep piling onto my plate;\

Hehe, ee.. Tawha etgoul 7ag yadeti, “badek hayda?” Yadeti en9admat bas et6ale3ha 😛

ZoN
I’ll let you know later 😉

It’s funny! 😀

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4 arch96madi on September 27, 2008 said:

looool! i was at mama mo’s the other day oo kan 3indaha 5adama hindiya yideeda oo 5arba6t,, cuz u told me ina 5adamatkom titkalam libnani fa 5arba6t oo i thought ina ihya ili itikalam libnani… fa i looked at her,, i laughed in my head oo i just looked away and talked to the other 5idama:p looooooooooooooooooooooolll! (do u get it??!!)

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5 amethystos on September 27, 2008 said:

H;*
Lol! Read what you wrote again weli y3afeech, bas I get it;p

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6 brokesaudi on September 27, 2008 said:

By housemate do you mean maid?, or do you actually have roommates? Get a dog, it’ll help with the baby cravings.

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7 3anooda on September 27, 2008 said:

LOOOOOOOOOL

excuse me kil shay ga3id ytha7ikni il youm

ilmuhim – with aunts and family in general they think its an insult lo ma kalaiti – chanich itgooleen ineh il akil ma yinfa3.

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8 Haj on September 27, 2008 said:

LOOOL Marilyn, wallah 3ajeeeba!!!!! shes hilarious!!

remember me and my wanting a baby phase? lol but i actually wanted the whole pregnancy, i thought it would be fine to have a baby bump and go shopping for maternal clothes ;p

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9 Balqees on September 27, 2008 said:

i need to mu=nay stuff and REALLY lazy to go shopping :S
i’ll wrte u a list and when u go u can get them for me
thnx babe 😛

and well u shoulld get used to the senario at ur ants hous
shklha m6wla okl ma tro7een hnak nafs alshay 😛

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10 big pearls on September 27, 2008 said:

u have a bump? karsha? ma a9adgech:p

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11 archer612 on September 27, 2008 said:

Missed your posts!!! 😛

loool.. aham shay your aunt. She seems.. sweet 😛

Oh, and.. I think they have those. Instant baby mix. Tilgainhom eb Sultan Center 🙂

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12 eshda3wa on September 27, 2008 said:

what do u do that shocks ppl?

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13 Balqees on September 28, 2008 said:

mu=nay << his word elli madri kef 6l3t ketha is actually buy LOL

i have no freakin idea how keth 6l3at
so mashi 7alk 😛

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14 journal entry on September 28, 2008 said:

so now u have the karsha that u like!
someone can enjoy resting their head on it ;p
bs don’t worry.. it’s normal in ermuthan to have a temporary karshah!

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15 amethystos on September 28, 2008 said:

brokesaudi
Yes, I mean “maid.” I don’t believe in that term.

I’m scared of dogs 😛

3anooda
The7kay 3ala ra7tech! Hehe 🙂

Ee etsadgeen, madry sheno qesat`hum;\

Haj
Adri;p

Lol, I do! But 7ada no, thanks 😛

Balqees
La mashkoora! I’ll have to take care of myself first;p

7ad`ha em6awla.. It’ll last a lifetime 😦

big pearls
Tara abchi! And it’s going to go away!

Archer
Wlahat 3alaik el3afya 😉

She is;p

Sij?! Get me! Abi two!

Eshda3wa
I’ll post about it in around 2 weeks 🙂

Balqees
I got it, hehe 😛

Journal Entry
No! It’s not a karsha karsha! And I don’t like it!
*Cries*

Yeah, it’ll go away once I start school inshallah.

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16 N. on September 28, 2008 said:

lol @ the crack dude

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17 amethystos on September 28, 2008 said:

N.
Love him!;p

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18 F. on September 28, 2008 said:

Regarding your baby-craving state…genpets anyone?!

LOL reminds me of Dr. M…I can’t believe I haven’t seen him since the day I did his exam. 😛 *Sigh” the good ol’ days.

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19 Hamitaf La B on September 29, 2008 said:

Shocking people… i love doing that =)

Oh and about the whole EKLAY EKLAY…. ARGH….. if i want to eat i’ll eat… if i don’t want to eat.. i won’t eat… nonetheless its better than… bessich akel wayid kalaitay… no?

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20 PaLoMiNo on September 29, 2008 said:

hehehehhee ahaaam shy ma bediiiiiiiii LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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21 amethystos on September 29, 2008 said:

F.
Genpets are FREAKY!

Malat 3alaih;\

Hamitaf La B
Me too *evil smile*

7ada it’s better. I’ve been there;\

PaLoMiNo
Ee, esh3abalech?;p

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