Dead Fish Omnibus Simpleton


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She woke up. The sun hasn’t come up yet. She must have dosed off. Strands of her messy hair are matted to her wet face. She didn’t sleep for long. Twenty minutes? Maybe. She hauls herself over the side of her bed and walks towards her bathroom. With as little noise as possible, she opens her bathroom door then closes it behind her.

She stares at herself in the mirror. Red swollen eyes. Stained mascara. Helpless expression. Tangled hair. She brushes everything out of her face. That’s not her in the mirror, she thinks. Not really. She sighs and washes her face with cold water. She dries it with a towel. Deep breath. Not a sigh. Just a long deep breath.

She looks at herself in the mirror again. That won’t do. She sinks down to the cold floor and cries. Waiting to know what to do.. And she can’t remember what happened next.

[Happy Birthday Bro;*]


32 Responses to “Dead Fish Omnibus Simpleton”

  1. 1 Anonymous

    Nice undies πŸ˜‰

  2. Anonymous
    That wouldn’t be me πŸ™‚

  3. ^^ explains why their nice :p

  4. gosh i just love C & H!

  5. Why does she cry?! 😦

    Happy Birthday Amethyst’s Bro πŸ™‚

  6. I like the socks!;)

  7. Do0da

    Ruby Woo
    Hehe, me too! πŸ˜€

    She’s frustrated and helpless.

    Thanks πŸ˜‰

    Big Pearls
    Hehe πŸ˜›

  8. i seem to be asking for one l8ly πŸ˜›

    and wats with ur extremely violent nature uve threatened to hit me in nearly every other reply =P

  9. Happy birthday bro ^^

    The bathroom floor, so many memories! O kella crying madri laish πŸ˜€

  10. Do0da
    Lol! Have I? Well, you admitted yourself that you’re asking for violence. I’m a very peaceful nonchalant person though w 6ragi tickles πŸ˜›

    Thanks πŸ™‚


  11. a rarely cry, but when i do, i cry in the closet or on the roof.

  12. Coconut
    Privacy is essential when crying. I agree with that.

  13. “she can’t remember what happened next” because she finally felt serene in that isolated zone, on the bathroom floor…

  14. i really am speechless

    coz i hate crying and in the bathroom is the only place i cry
    so i really don’t know wt to say or wt to write
    all i know is beautifully writen as always

  15. – What a bloody mess
    – Crying in the bathroom is a healthy thing… i believe!!

  16. deeply expressed
    beautifully written

  17. HAZZAH FOR B-DAYS!!!!!

  18. lone.rangeress.63

    Thank you!

    Hamitaf La B
    Crying is healthy anywhere;p

    Disturbed Stranger


  19. 20 iRise

    Oh… crying in the bathroom means it’s something bloody important! I hate crying in the bathroom… I hope it gets better….

  20. iRise
    Hehe, keep in mind that some of my writing is fiction πŸ™‚

  21. 22 purelyorchid

    u like doing that don’t u.. getting our brains all intrigued and confused;p Its kinda fun though!.. happy birthday 2 ur bro;p

  22. purelyorchid
    Hehe, this is my outlet after all πŸ˜‰

    Thanks! πŸ™‚

  23. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ?:(

  24. i’d rather cry in bed myself.. its softer …
    happy birthday to ur brother πŸ™‚

  25. Enchantuer

    True πŸ™‚


  26. 27 randall


  27. Randall
    Thanks πŸ™‚

  28. 29 cinamania

    off topic..i ordered again from Muffys!:) first order was the fudge balls..they were yum..thanks! im getting the choco cupcaks and the layer cake!! cant wait!!

  29. cinamania
    Hehe, yay! I love those! The Layer Cake is heaven. It’s my absolute fave. Bon apetit πŸ˜‰

  30. Happy Belated Birthday Bro ^_^

  31. N.
    Thanks πŸ™‚

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