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*Discussing Lolita with a friend of mine*
Amethyst: But Humbert is too much of a pervert.
A: He’s not a pervert.
Amethyst: Yes, he is! What is he, then?
A: He’s just a mentally sick man of passion.
Amethyst: Didn’t you just define pervert?
Facial hair is hot, but don’t leave hair that tends to stick out your nose.
Hold the door open for the ladies. At least don’t barge through if a lady is opening the door for herself.
Know how to change flat tires.
Be honest. Even with your feelings. If you like us, just say it. If you don’t, again, just say it. Save us the trouble of wondering.
Make sure your soccer match isn’t more important than your girlfriend. It really matters.
There are certain shades of pink that you cannot pull off. Look at yourself in the mirror when you’re wearing pink. See if it suits your skin color.
If you’re hot and know it, it’s not hot. If you’re not hot and think you’re hot, it’s so bleeping annoying. We want to rip your limbs off and beat you on the head with them. Yes.. THAT annoying.
Any additions?
Added by Silver:
“lose the american accent, sooo unattractive.”
“Dont u EVER EVER EVER under ANY circumstances tell her she looks fat. EVER.”
And by iRise:
“a man who can cook and help around the house, is a dream come true… :)”
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Poshlust 
How can I be listed on Safat? Do tell..
Oh and Congrats!!
I like men who are hot and know they’re hot…
And that convo…amazing! A mentally sick man of passion!
Ruby Woo
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F.
Ugh, no! They’re arrogant!;\
Hehe, yeah. You wouldn’t be surprised if you knew which genius I was talking to;)
“I don’t brush my hair much, and I play with it a lot”..My little girl Misk is addicted to that, watching TV, eating, sleeping, even when she take a shower..she always play with her hair, LoL =)
Tips for men..I do better and more el7emdella =)
“There are certain shades of pink that you cannot pull off. Look at yourself in the mirror when you’re wearing pink. See if it suits your skin color.”..I will never ever wear pink, not for those reasons, I just dont like to wear it..Pink not for men..its a really soft color represent soft and delicate gender!!
“If you’re hot and know it, it’s not hot. If you’re not hot and think you’re hot, it’s so bleeping annoying. We want to rip your limbs off and beat you on the head with them. Yes.. THAT annoying.” LMAO 7adda, LOL xD
Kella Met2a5er
Just make sure she doesn’t pull it out;p
Pink is actually good on some men!
Lol! It’s true, btw!;p
really cute..i liked the tips;)
-noonie
Noonie
π
YA KERHICH!!
will keep these tips in mind π
Ghalia
Ya kerhich entay! Om elfethaye7!
Zamhareer
I’m glad:)
“Make sure your soccer match isn’t more important than your girlfriend.”
Awww π
I win! YAY!!! WOHOOOO!!!
What’s my prize? and when do I get it! π
LOL @ the comic + convo
Hmm.. I need to learn how to properly change a flat tire
loooool i loved the tips!
mMmM i think u shud add: lose the american accent, sooo unattractive.
And: Dont u EVER EVER EVER under ANY circumstances tell her she looks fat. EVER.
mabroook ur finally on safat!
Congrats for being on safat:)
mabro0o0k!
lol i luv those comics!
ahhh dnt get me started on men! i dnt get them, even after reading men are from mars and women are from venus, i still dnt get them!!
alf alf alf mabroook
What’s Safat?
Humbert is a pervert but come on Lolita was nasty.
I loved the tips!
A hot man who doesn’t know he is hot… IS THE HOTTEST! Hehe…
I love humble men…
oh and the addition…
a man who can cook and help around the house, is a dream come true… π
3baid
I got a lot of calls which started like this:
“TAKHAYELAY! KASHET FENI W LAMA YRED YGOULI KELMETAIN BAS YABI YSAKRA 3SHAN YSHOUF ELMATCH!”
So, yeah;p
The Archer
I’ll discuss it with you soon;p
I know. I love the person I had the conversation with. Such things have to be said!:)
You do! You might get to be a TA;)
Silver
Will add them;p
Eshda3wa
Thanks!;D
Big Pearls
Thank you!:)
Coconut
Thanks:)
I know! They’re hilarious!
Don’t try to get them. It comes effortlessly.
Kila Ma6goog
Allah ybarek feek:)
Nyxxie
Safat: http://safat.kuwaitblogs.com/
She’s twelve. I’ve had this debate way too many times.
Men;)
iRise
I know!
And YES, I can’t cook;(
i think pink is hot on men, m3 eno its such an girly color but still they can SOMETIMES pull it off
and tips for men , inshallah the nem just gt them and they’ll do it π
another tip :
don’t talk about sex too much with a girl its veeeeery annoying :S
Balqees
I know they can pull it off at times. That’s why the tip is like this:
“There are certain shades of pink that you cannot pull off. Look at yourself in the mirror when you’re wearing pink. See if it suits your skin color.”
Yes, I quote myself sometimes;)
And, I prefer not to add that tip!;p
Humbert was a very nice pervert
Now you made it on Safat? what took you so long?
Welcome aboard … OHOY!
Greyshorts
I didn’t like living in his mind.
Grey
I don’t know. I applied every three months.
Thanks!
So you want the guys to think exactly what about their looks?
It’s football season by the way, expect a LOT of those calls.
Suspic
I don’t care if men think they’re hot. Thye shouldn’t keep telling people that they are. Oh, and they shouldn’t act like they have something shoved up their behind just because they think they’re hot. Cuz at the end of the day, the girl should always be hotter to them.
That is, of course, in my perspective.
I know it’s football season. I’m being sweetly patient.
FACIAL HAIR IS YA WAILY;P
Um Mit3ib
7ada;p