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Hey, you!

Hello? S? What is it?

You’re calling to stay silent?

Don’t be ridiculous! How can I sound beautiful?

Hehe, *******! What’s up?

OMG! I know, right?! I was going to call you, but I was studying, and I had a feeling we’d be talking for hours;p

Yeah, whatever. Her loss, isn’t it?

No, not this summer. Sorry. I kinda can’t pack my bags and head wherever.

What do you mean why not?! Have you met my dad?!


Those days…

They don’t seem real to me. I can’t even remember how you look. I can see things happen in front of me, but it’s like I wasn’t involved, you know?

Yeah, like a dream.

How’s the weather?

Cold enough for Popsicle Season?;p


I know. It’s like we never lost touch these past few months. I miss you. Blah.

Oh, shut up! I’ve always been this sentimental!

Yeah! You just couldn’t look past the exterior.

Past the eyes. *Laughter*

Me? No!

Where’d you come up with such a thing?

And did your little bird mention who the luckiest man about to be crowned King of the World is?

Well, then, tell your little bird to **** off;p

Why wouldn’t I?

See? I would if it were true.

Just lose those little birds of yours. They’re so unneccessary.

I have a photo of that! I’m in this netball team uniform. I was skinny as hell and my legs were ew!

Never! It won’t show up on any surface of my life!;p


D would understand! You’re so inconsiderate when it comes to these things!

I know. I miss D, too. Good old days.

We both cried that day Clement read us that book about the aboriginals. You know the one where the white men were rabbits in black clothes?

How can you forget it! It’s so famous where you are! It’s your history!

Whatever. Any good books lately?

Done with that already.


Yes, done. Traumatizing. Oh, and I like Invitation to a Beheading way more.

Read it. It’s so you. I’m positive you’d love it.

Oh, and when you read it, read it like you’re in the cell with him. Like you’re the spider or a chair or something. Don’t read it as if you were him. No fun in that.

I’m not weird! It’s just a different way of perceiving the character.

You’ll get it. Read it like you’re the spider, okay?

Start tonight;p

Hehehe, chub!

Okay, I have to go to the dunny!

Oh, you do?

Right. I promise I’ll call you again before next month;p

Hehe, alright.

Me, too.

I’m always online;p

I know. You’ll get more of the right timings next week. I have a break from school.


I love you.



22 Responses to “Disturbing”

  1. 1 ..::Amu::..

    who’s this letter for?

  2. 2 manutdfanatic

    Let me guess…your side of a telephonic conversation?

    Too pallid. The legs, I mean.

  3. 3 AnGeL

    completely lost thank you very much πŸ˜‰

  4. 4 Amethyst

    Read Manutdfanatic‘s comment;)



    Again, Manutdfanatic‘s comment;)

  5. 5 nyxxie

    You’re so interesting

  6. 6 FourMe

    your mind works in mysterious ways..

  7. 7 manutdfanatic

    And I’m also assuming it’s a blend of several conversations, not the same one throughout?


  8. 8 PaLoMiNo

    it’s always nice when u get a call from someone u miss and haven’t talked for ages!:)

  9. 9 ~ Dreamzy ~

    Dreamzy — nods her head !!

    *ofcourse i get it ! *

    I agree with nyxxie … exteremely interesting πŸ™‚

  10. 10 Amethyst

    As is everyone:)

    It does? Any elaborations?

    It’s one conversation, the same one through out:)

    Yeah, especially when after you talk, you feel like you never lost touch..

    Thank you:)

  11. 11 Eulalia

    ok ok just give me this…is the person you’re talkin to a guy or girl cuz those would be TWO diffrent meanings to this post πŸ˜›

  12. 12 Amethyst

    There wouldn’t be. It wouldn’t matter at all. But for the record, it’s a guy.

  13. 13 Slai7e6

    i hate long phone calls .. headache !
    Getting in touch with old friends is gr8 tho
    worth it !

  14. 14 Amethyst

    Definitely worth it!

    Btw, the phone call wasn’t that long. Time yourself reading it out loud;p

  15. 15 Disturbed Stranger

    I like the “disturbing” part πŸ˜›

  16. 16 Amethyst

    Disturbed Stranger
    Hehe. But as you may have noticed, my titles have got nothing to do with my posts;p

  17. 17 FourMe

    you see things from a different perspective, you don’t go for the obvious your mind questions everything and second guesses everything..

  18. 18 Amethyst

    I think it’s what my Literature major is doing to my brain..

  19. 19 Disturbed Stranger

    loool I noticed πŸ™‚ but I can’t say I am surprised -_-

  20. 20 Amethyst

    Disturbed Stranger
    Lol, why not?

  21. 21 FourMe

    honestly, I believe its a good thing because it makes you stand out and not become a part of the herd..

  22. 22 Amethyst

    Lol! The herd.. 7allaaa;\

    And I do believe it’s a good thing:)

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