Ubiquitous

30Mar08

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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“When I jerk away from holding hands with you, I know these habits hurt important parts of you..”

J, it’s STUCK IN MY HEAD! ARGH!

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You know what would help? If people stopped staring for the wrong reasons. Don’t stare at me because I’m walking with a friend. Don’t stare at me because I’m wearing something you don’t like. Don’t stare at me because I’m having a good time cracking up with a friend. Don’t stare at me because I have my eyebrow raised. Don’t stare at me because you think boxers aren’t ladylike. Don’t stare at me because I have different beliefs. Don’t stare at me because I have a different sense of wrong and right. Don’t stare at me because I’m wearing worn out flip flops. Don’t stare at me because my hair is a mess. Don’t stare at me because my eye liner is smeared. Don’t stare at me because I smile a lot. Don’t stare at me because you expected me to look different. Don’t stare at me because I didn’t go to charm school. Don’t stare at me because I sing in the shower. You know what really makes me laugh, though? When I ask you, you tell me sincerely thinking you have a good enough reason.. I’m not ready to compromise my lifestyle for you. Don’t you think you’re asking for a bit too much?:)

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