Dancing = Liberation
12Dec07
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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I got this e-mail recently. I had to share it to spite all of the men out there who are too blekh to do anything about themselves.
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now, men… Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn intosomething acceptable to have dinner with.
I wish men weren’t so blind. Do you even have the guts to approach the good apples?
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Partying tomorrow..
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And for ThePurg…
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Poshlust 
wallahy men are like this plain dumb!
allah yehdeehom.. *dancing to your song*
Looks like a moth, butterflies are colorful.
Reminds me of the song
I am like butterfly, I just want to fly away, I just want to fly awaaaaaaaaaaaay,
موضوع جميل
لدى احد من الاصدقاء معجب بفتاة يشاهدها كل يوم فى مكان ما ، ويقول انها معجبه به وذلك طبعا بسبب الاحساس ونظرات العيون بعد مرور فترة من الوقت والحب اللى من بعيد لبعيد قرر صديقى ان يكلم هذة الفتاة او ان يتعرف على هذة البنت
فذهب اليها واستجمع شجاعته وكلمها وطبعا دار الحديث عن موضوع عام، ولكن البنت تكلمت باقتضاب وبعدين تركته وذهبت ، الولد انصدم لانه توقع ان هذة البنت تبادله نفس الشعور وستتقبله
البنيه ثانى يوم بعد هذا الموقف مرت بالقرب منه ونظرت اليه وقالت “وييع ” وضحكت وذهبت الى حالها انصدم هذا الشاب وتعبت نفسيته ولكنة قال لنفسه البنت قاعدة تتغلى ولازم احاول مرة اخرى
وحاول اليوم وكلمها ولكنها ردت باقتضاب وذهبت
فهل تتوقعين ان هذة البنت تتغلى عليه وانه لابد ان يحاول مرة اخرى من اجلها؟؟؟
اجابتى له انساها 🙂
نسيت اكتب رأى على الموضوع
🙂
فالرجال بشكل عام يخاف أن يضيع وقته في ملاحقه فتاة وبالأخير تطلع البنت ما تبيه لأنها تحب واحد ثاني أو على الأقل مو ذات تايب شى لايك
Poor Mimes. 😦
Good green are different than good red apples. It also depends on where you get your harvest. Personally, I like variety. ;P
Chika
Yeah ;\
Keep dancing:D
ThePurg
Picky;p
Soud
He should stop harrassing her;p
Men are stupid (not all, some are great).
N.
Yeah, they broke my heart, too;p
Wallah 9a3ba telga one that is half green and half red..
“stomps the crap out of them” —- LOL!!! totally true 😛
women are crazy *throws stones at them* :pPP
I love butterflies !
Vixen
😉
FL
Crazy is a lot better than plain stupid.
Cat
Me 2 ;D
7abeebty if da man really really wants da good apple o 9ij hes serious, then ya he’d hv da guts but u hv to wait cz it takes time ,, o akeed hes bn practicing wut to say ;Pp hahahaha
S
Lol;)