Archive for September, 2008
3aza
[Update: The title has nothing to do with the post.]
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She sits on her reading chair. Breathing nervously into her phone. Typing distractedly on her laptop. Heart beating frantically at the sounds and silences wafting up from right underneath her feet. Her mind’s mental gears are clanking from the intensity of her [...]
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ღTheMen
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[HAPPY BIRTHDAY J;*]
P.S. I know I’m late on here;p
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Aunt: Eklay, laish ma takleen?
Me: Shab3ana!
Mom: Haw, shloun shab3ana wentay tawech fa6ra?
Me: Shab3ana ba3ad sheno.. Kalait shwaya bas mabi;\
Aunt: Wee ma kalaitay shay! 3a6eni 9a7nech khal a7e6lech!
Me: La wallah khalti 7adi shab3ana magdar akel shay.
Aunt: Geltlech 3a6eni lo shwaya!
Mom: 3a6eeha khal et7e6lech shwaya!
Me: [...]
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Mushrooms
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Warning: This is a rant.
What’s up with people telling you what to worship and how to worship? Yes, religion is a set of guidelines that you follow if you feel like you can believe in them. But it all comes down to you. You get to choose what belief suits you [...]
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No More Dancing
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Once upon a time, there was a serial killer who found immense pleasure in murdering little kids.
How come fairy tales never start this way?
That was part of a long inanimate thinking session. Anyway, I’ve made it pretty clear that I don’t like fairy tales (unless they’re Hans Christian Andersen’s) in previous [...]
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Longing
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Muffy Cake Booth
Movenpick Convention Center: Shuwaikh, Free Trade Zone
Thursday 18th – Saturday 20th
After Esha Prayer
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She falls out of bed. She doesn’t wince in pain. She doesn’t cry out. She doesn’t even blink. She sits up and draws her knees up to her deadpan expression. Physical pain is nothing compared to the [...]
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Why Poshlust You Ask?
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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It’s my blog’s birthday. I wanted to do something creative, but I’m mentally ovewhelmed and so, I can’t really think.
I owe a lot to Poshlust. It changed and continues to change my life. Through happy and hard times, I let things out here. There’s memories in these [...]
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Backseat II
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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Dear *,
I really do love you. I do. Really. Yes, I’m repeating it. I’m trying to emphasize in case you think I’m at a loss for words. That’s not the case. I just need to make sure that you understand that you’re the most important person in [...]
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Dead Fish Omnibus Simpleton
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She woke up. The sun hasn’t come up yet. She must have dosed off. Strands of her messy hair are matted to her wet face. She didn’t sleep for long. Twenty minutes? Maybe. She hauls herself over the side of her bed and walks towards her bathroom. With as little noise [...]
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Scared
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A: What’s new?
Amethyst: Nothing you’d be very much concerned about.
A: Really?
Amethyst: M hmm..
A: I don’t believe you.
Amethyst: I don’t expect you to.
A: So you’re lying?
Amethyst: Lying honestly
A: Is there such thing?
Amethyst: There is now.
A: *Laughter* You’re learning from me.
Amethyst: Likewise
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Randomly,
When I used to dislike my [...]
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Enrolled
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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She walks into the big hall in her new short sleeved mid calf flowy cream dress with lavender embroidery. She has styled her hair like Aphrodite would, and so, her big lavender stud earrings twinkle as they catch the light. She makes sure her flats are tied [...]
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